is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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