let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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