We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
