if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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