He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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