Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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