margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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