Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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