only if we run a train.
done.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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