i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We got so high we made milksteak
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
splinters make it hard to masturbate
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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