She is in my trunk
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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