so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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