I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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