is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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