I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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