Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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