I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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