we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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