Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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