Cold hands, warm shart.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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