we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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