I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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