what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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