I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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