Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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