I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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