What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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