guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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