in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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