oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Alive.
So much puke
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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