He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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