Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Rumble strips road head = magical
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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