I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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