The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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