so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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