So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
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go home
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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