Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.