in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch