whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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