it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I am in a vortex of obligation.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
