on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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