I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
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