There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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