Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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