Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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I didn't notice because vodka
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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