so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
