? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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