GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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