yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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