is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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