jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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