Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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