i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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