have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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