So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I need moral support for this bender
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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