sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
me + whiskey = a bad person
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