awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
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She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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