Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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